i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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