I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
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i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
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with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
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