Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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