The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
Randomize
