Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
wanna go halves on a baby?
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
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