I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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