i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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