I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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