I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
She's the barista slut.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
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