He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
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