I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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