Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
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Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
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If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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