Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
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I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
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She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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