operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
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