I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
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why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
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I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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