Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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