You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
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