By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
21 Ladies Reveal The Sexiest Thing A Man Can Do In A Public Setting
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
These 19 Underage Drinkers Epicly Got By With A Horrible Fake ID
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.