So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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