I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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