no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
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i want to swaddle you in tequila
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
they call him Oral-B. enough said
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
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He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Terrible idea I love it
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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