I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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