Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
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His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
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If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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