I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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