i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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