You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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