we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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