I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
My life is pants optional.
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