guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
The idiot babysitter thought my dildo was a teething toy and gave it to our child.
Did you put it in the freezer again?
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
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i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
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They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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