I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
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You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
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and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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