id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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