So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
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Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
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FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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