She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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