So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Drunk is not a location!
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