In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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