I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
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awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
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Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
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