I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Randomize
