Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
Randomize
