just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
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Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
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he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
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