Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
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I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
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You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
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In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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