i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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