Having a random hookup so left but love u
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
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my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
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If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize