Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
I want a musical about memes.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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