is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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