I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
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We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
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The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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