I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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