FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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