Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Barsexuality is the new black.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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