just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
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Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
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If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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