did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
my phone needs a breathalizer
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
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So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
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I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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