Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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