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(616): View more from Michigan

STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?

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(586): View more from Michigan

I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert

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(301): View more from Maryland

Bea Arthur died yesterday

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You shut your stupid mouth

(301): View more from Maryland

Betty White is next, I just know it.

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Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.

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(574): View more from Indiana

You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...

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(612): View more from Minnesota

She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.

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(303): View more from Colorado

Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.

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(308): View more from Nebraska

In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.

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(314): View more from Missouri

Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick

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(808): View more from Hawaii

I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.

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