Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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