i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
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That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
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I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
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