check it out our google latitudes are spooning
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
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