Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
Randomize
